screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

SCREAMINGDRTYGASDFSA

Screaming and a keyboard spam

NEW ARIANA GRANDE ALBUM SCREAMINGDRTYGASDFSA

by Sub to iFunCheetah October 14, 2020

Scrampinopersacledopia

when you take a really juicy bite out of a burger and it makes a really loud crunch the whole room hears you.

That boy over there just did a scrampinopersacledopia it was crazy!

by cocky ping pong person November 3, 2020

Scrampinopersacledopia

When you take a bite out of a hot dog and it crunches so loud the whole room hears.

The boy did a scrampinopersacledopia

by cocky ping pong person November 3, 2020

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021