Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Philly Sleaze Steak

Someone from Philadelphia or the surrounding area whose vagina resembles a loose meat Philly sub sandwich

Her vagine ain’t clean and looks like a Philly sleaze steak

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

by irondeath March 9, 2017

Steak

egg

steak is eg

by U th ly December 7, 2023

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Flow Of The Steak

Flow of the steak is the new term for lit.

Jensen: Damn Misha this party is só flow of the steak

Misha: Damn right

by Lil’Twiggle April 14, 2018

Ponderosa Steak

The markings left on the vulva when a girl removes her fishnet stockings.

Those fishnets left your beef curtains looking like a Ponderosa steak.

by djp1337 November 27, 2023