Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023

squat cobbler

A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.

Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?

by Gordon Freeman August 17, 2016

Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 9, 2022

Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020

Mob Squat

Verb

A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012