National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 6, 2024

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Something

when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"

LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!

by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Wanna see something funny?

A form of doxxing a user's location/IP-Adress or private information, popularly used in the K-Pop community. "Wanna see something funny?" a term used when people say in an argument when someone says something they don't agree with or say something hateful or slanderous towards a group (Ex. BTS, TWICE, LOONA) or idol (Namjoon, Chuu, Nayeon)

User: "BTS FLOP ERA IS SHOWING!!!!" "BTS IS SO LAME" "BTS FLOPPED"
Stan replies to User: "Wanna see something funny?"

by Alejhyuh March 3, 2023

give something a reason

To give someone/something a cause and/or motivation and justification to kill you.

A gorilla is not something you give something a reason, unless you’re a chimpanzee.

by Hoodnature March 7, 2023

Something So Strong

Love can make you weep
Can make you run for cover
Roots that spread so deep
Bring life to frozen ground
Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
Turning in my sleep
Love can leave you cold
A taste of jealousy
Is like a lust for gold

Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
I've been
Feeling so much older
Frame me
And hang me on the wall
I've seen
You fall into the same trap
This thing
Is happening to us all, yeah
Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
Something so strong
Something so strong
Something so strong
Something, something so strong

by Death Menace March 14, 2023