Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 27, 2018

Reverse Smurfing

When you play in a rank higher than your own in a video game.

Tom : "This guy on my team fucking sucks!"
Salvatore : "He's probably reverse smurfing"

by Wookzzzz November 28, 2022

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011

Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025