Chunky Salsa

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way

omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe

by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

Master seal

A gayboi who shows off his willy is 2'6

And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name

Oh look its Master seal

by Gayboy123562 September 19, 2020

mr.sealy

God.

Worship Mr. Sealy

Mr.sealy is a god

by Hebronband November 8, 2020

dehydrated seal

A word used to deceibe a person with an obnoxius laugh

Bro you be quiet you dehydrated seal!

by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020

Seventh Seal

The combination of a bondage mask and a butt plug

Master: “Shut up gimp it’s time for the Seventh Seal”
Gimp: playing STFC “yes Master Huntn”

by JudgeZilla September 13, 2021

Sappy Seal

A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

by Walterworld April 4, 2022

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022