Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel Thöle

Samuel Thöle is the name of top tier sex machines. Samuel Thöle is a guy that at least every girl should have in their life. he has a massive cock and knows how to find the clitorous everytime. he is a meneace in bed and makes the lucky girl who has chosen him, wet like a waterfall. he is truely a womanizer

"OMG, SAMUEL THÔLE IS THE BEST GUY IVE EVER HAD SEX WITH"
"Samuel Thöle has the BIGGEST peen ive ever seen"

by fxck.saken November 9, 2022

Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.

Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuel

something real, relatable

ts Samuel bro.

by skspr April 22, 2025

ryan samuels

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e ryan samuels e

by notetheral April 15, 2021

Samuel

Hobo

Samuel is hobo

by Idobethatchadtho September 26, 2020

Samuel

Samuel the kind of guy to write his own UD. Large testicles. 1 up on u clowns.

OH SHIT, LARGE NUTS SAMUEL HERE WRITIN HIS OWN BOOK AGAIN. BEST SELLER NO DOUBT.

by geekfacekillah November 23, 2021