Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.

Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”

by Ricky nards November 9, 2017

salty springs

Little brothers or sisters

I didn’t let my brother play Fortnite, so he became a salty springs

by THE Inknown May 11, 2018

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

salty dog

A person who has been in the NAVY for longer then three years and has been on at least two deployments.

"Barber has been in the NAVY too long"

"Yeah I know hes one hell of a salty dog"

by The people must KNOW!!! March 5, 2010

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010

Salty Snail

When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail

I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail

by Midgetsbowlcuts May 2, 2014