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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
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Jaxon Rogers

Jaxon Rogers is a future marine biologist, it’s been his lifelong dream.
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the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016
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Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?
by Anononomouys January 27, 2022
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Bucky Rogers

SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME: This is an offical rant about not having more Bucky and Steve content anymore. If we never see Chris evans and Sebastian Stan playing as Steve and Bucky again ( not on what if) then im going to throw hands at disney. You can't take away one of the most iconic duos.
Bucky: "Wow i miss steve now hes dead"
Steve : *comes back to life*
Bucky: " ItS A MiRAClE"

Bucky Rogers
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Roger Taylor

The best man alive and a talented drummer
Me: I love roger taylor!
Friend: who?
Me: THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD!!
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Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.
"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
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