Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009

Put my foot in it

to do a really got job on something and have a good time doing it; to have a kick ass talent

I went snowboarding yesterday and put my foot in it. It was so much fun.

My mom will put her foot in some lasagna.

by 'mejillas November 23, 2009

put her weight on it

referring to the sexual position where a woman will be on top of a man while he is laying down

Growing tired of the missionary position with her boyfriend, Karyn put her weight on it and enjoyed the ride.

by PDubya December 26, 2008

put the money in the bag

steal the money and put it in the bag

im ganna put the money in the bag

by 5rfgyuhiiyhgtfr5ftgyhuijuytr6t January 15, 2020

Put the Bounce on Her

To try to flirt with a female. To Put the bounce on someone can be to both sides of gender, it also means to finger someones arse so hard it bleeds continuously.Mainly used in Lurgan, co. Armagh

John:Did you put the bounce on her last night ??
Paul: yeah she bled all over my good jacket and my mum slapped me hard for having fanny blood all over me

Amanda:He put the bounce on me last night and now i have trouble walking

by Shaemy June 22, 2008

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

Putting the bike in the trunk

Anal sex.

"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!

by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010