prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024

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Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

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Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

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prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

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The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

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Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’

One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’ is absolutely perfect.

by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025

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