prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 24, 2020
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prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.
by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023
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prison nuggets

When you have the link in the pen for

Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
Yo you wanna spit some prison nuggets my dowg
by Allthewayup October 14, 2017
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Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.
"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."
by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025
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prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
by ExtraProtein December 12, 2017
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