Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 24, 2020
A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023
When you have the link in the pen for
Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
by Allthewayup October 14, 2017
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