Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Prison Collision

A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.

Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".

by Nontipical April 21, 2017

Prison Firework

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.

"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"

by ConCoonery March 28, 2023

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024