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Pessi-douche

One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.

Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."

Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."

George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."

Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
by jajauaua October 5, 2009
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dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.
Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.
by Machetti June 1, 2007
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Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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Thank you please

It's proper bo!
Penny Smith made me do a sexwee

Thank you please
by Fookin Mel B December 10, 2003
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clit pleasurer

Someone that can give girls multiple orgasms by playin with their clit.
RAFAEL is a very good clit pleasurer.
by CLIT_PLEASURER817 July 17, 2007
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Mount Pleasant

The most boring college town in Michigan. Known to contain many sluts and whores alike. If visiting Mount Pleasant Michigan be sure to avoid The Wayside at all costs!! More commonly known as the wayho.
guy1: Yo, man, where do you go to college?
guy2: Central Michigan University, in Mount Pleasant.
guy1: FUCK YEA! Dude, lets hit up Wayside!
guy2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Collegeisntthatgreat May 18, 2012
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that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line said in Rae sremmurd's song, 'Black Beatles', meaning a girl that sucks a lot of dick
Jalen: damn who's that girl?
Tryone: that's Shanequa, that girl is a real crowd pleaser. She be all up on niggas dicks all the time for a dollar.
Jalen: for real dawg? Ima have to get me some of that.
by Freshdefines November 20, 2016
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