Plastic

Kim Kardashian and Kim and Kendal AND Nikita Dragon.

Thats a plastic cup, thats no very vsco of you.skskskkksskskskks

by its a girl December 3, 2019

Plastic Car

New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.

-"Did you see John's new lambo"
-"Yeah, i hate plastic cars. Classics are better"

by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Flash the plastic

Use own credit card for transactions

If I need to pay for excess luggage weight at the airport, I'll just flash the plastic!

by IgonKeyes November 24, 2021

Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential July 30, 2008

Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.

This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009