porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!

“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”

by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019

Pet Simulator 99

a gambling game

Wow.This part 2 update for Pet Simulator 99 sucks big time.

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025

Pets

See also - ai, slavery

Pets a

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022

Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.

It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!

by alrightok. July 24, 2009

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019