Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 08, 2017

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

Class Pump

Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.

sex, free and easy class pump

by Ghetto Gorilla June 10, 2011

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 29, 2020

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021

W Pump

When you look awesome after a workout. Especially in good lighting.

“Woah dude look at my pump”
“That’s a W pump”

by Dat_nigga_123 October 17, 2022