ghost poop

The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.

1: What are you smiling about?

2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!

1: *stunned silence*

by m luv March 2, 2004

poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.

The better the poop the bigger the shiver!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.

Where’s the poop, Robin?

by lilnip November 18, 2017

poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

temper poop

When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger

Have you just temper pooped?!

by Alo.13 December 16, 2016

poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014