Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.

Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"

by Slavs March 26, 2007

jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err August 27, 2008

Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

by bear krills January 20, 2010

Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence

Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff

by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009

Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.

by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.

Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"

by Poo_Skater March 1, 2010