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Shrimp Pasting

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021
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Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
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He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.
"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences
by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022
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Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021
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Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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Thinking your cool from the past

“Thinking your cool from the past” if a person Says that, It means Your Cool from the past and They are thinking your have the same thing in common.

And they want to be friends with you again Cause They thought how cool you were back then.
“Hey I’ve been thinking your cool and wanting to be friends cause we have talken before and I had a feeling having stuff in common not in a gay way.” (Thinking your cool from the past)
by NookAstly August 25, 2021
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Carrot Paste

our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens
holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!
by KaceyMeRolling June 5, 2021
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