when a girls hair is incredibly unkept because of going to sleep drunk after a night of partying. not uncommon is to find little pieces of food and clumps from drooling while sleeping.
this most often occurs on friday after a late thursday night but the girl is to lazy to do her hair because she knows she will have to when she goes out again later that night.
this most often occurs on friday after a late thursday night but the girl is to lazy to do her hair because she knows she will have to when she goes out again later that night.
tony: omg look at that coke addict, she looks a little like sara, that whore deff has aids
rachel: no, that IS sara, looks like shes suffering from a case of friday hair
rachel: no, that IS sara, looks like shes suffering from a case of friday hair
by itaub1 May 19, 2009
A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.
Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.
by Capital X May 04, 2012
The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.
Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004
Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
by fudge February 19, 2005
by Zach1974274 March 30, 2019
a noun describing a friday in which you and a couple friends got high off a joint. it can also be used at a greeting.
by aichi May 17, 2008
Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon
by Small-pp-boi September 14, 2019