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Owen

Owen is the type of guy that when you take off his pants he whips out his 25inch penis
by Moannnnnnnnn November 21, 2021
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Owen Porter

by coochie__slayer6969 October 22, 2018
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OwEn C

A spoiled kid from Harvard Ma who is nice to the touch, he loves to find girls and lock them with other people named Anthony Dirocco-(urban dictionary) in a truck of a Volkswagen and let them get nice and swole, Owen is one hunk of a charming sex god, for other men, Owen likes to watch Gordon Ramsey cook and yell at his customers "ill give you more pumpkin and ill shove it right up your ass, would you like it diced or whole?"-Gordon Ramsey
OwEn C is loved by all men, all men love OwEn C
by Antonio Succ Toe April 17, 2019
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Owen

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Ayo bro, wanna pull an Owen?
by Swift Apples September 14, 2021
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tannor owens

A Jewish person who is sexually attracted to horses. A penny is worth a million shekels to this person. Is dickless and will often repeat you like a parrot. If threaten will scream Hebrew at you and climb on walls like spider man still screaming. Will dive for a penny and usually has a salary of a penny a year.

2. Jewish person that dickless and is in love with horses
1.normal: why is Tannor Owens touching that horse.
Normal 2: because he likes it
2. *see’s tannor touch a horse* me: hey Tannor stop that

Tannor Owens:*screams Hebrew and starts running around* RE E E E E E E E E E E
by Kaden the K May 2, 2018
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Owen

by anonymous October 12, 2021
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
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