one gorilla

One gorilla can be used interchangeably with on God.

Steve-"you promise you are going to come to my party tomorrow"
Fred-"I promise, one gorilla"

by S73v34l1f3 May 26, 2023

cool one

a beer..... Whereas "cool ones" would refer to beer, beer, beer and even more beer

It's so hot I think I think I need to down a couple of cool ones.....

by the real enar May 12, 2008

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

Bash one in

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.

"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."

by wellfancythat September 08, 2018

brobie one

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.

One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.

by MentallyChillOne July 06, 2017

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017