In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.
1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.
and
2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.
It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.
1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.
and
2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.
It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
by OHC June 30, 2004

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).
by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Derrick- You coming to my party later?
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010

by BillC July 29, 2006

Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).
by keeena January 14, 2008

Slug Nut
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Raver #1: Check that cunt on the decks
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
by Splocious September 29, 2017
