From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

Where's My Sex Hater

The greatest Twitter account who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"Yeah, I miss him..."

by notborpgorp February 19, 2025

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 18, 2019

wheres Moat

a common phrase mainly used but the likes of beebis and runtal

Gunmar, wheres Moat

YA HOOBAYY.

by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024