King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.
King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.
by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018
Get the king charles XIImug. a shooter half green chartruise half jose cuervo with a dash of tobasco sauce. Often drank by drunk people to get more drunk quickly.
by MIND May 30, 2006
Get the ray charlesmug. where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.
Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.
by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009
Get the Ray Charles wakeupmug. President Charles Logan is a fictional character played by Gregory Itzin as part of the television series, 24. During the show's fourth season, Logan, modeled after John Kerry, is the Vice-President of the United States who is sworn into office as acting President after President John Keeler is critically injured in a terrorist attack.
by Rocky Flint February 3, 2006
Get the President Charles Loganmug. The act or desire of inserting oneself fully into a woman's vagina, much like a tampon, presumably head-first.
Allegedly in reference to the wire-tap tapes of phone sex between Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowle, in which he was said to express a desire to "be her tampon", and wanted to climb inside her vagina.
Phrase is attributed to William Gibson, Canadian author of "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Neuromancer".
Allegedly in reference to the wire-tap tapes of phone sex between Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowle, in which he was said to express a desire to "be her tampon", and wanted to climb inside her vagina.
Phrase is attributed to William Gibson, Canadian author of "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Neuromancer".
Baby.. you so hot... i want to give you a full Prince Charles... you know, I want to be like your tampon and be all inside your vagina.
by JackKetch June 1, 2011
Get the Full Prince Charlesmug. Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)
by Grian Bottlieb June 19, 2017
Get the Charles Enterntainment Cheesemug. A sad excuse for a Man, who acts like a confused mentally ill person who’s also trans. Says that he’s Gay but also says he’s liked females. WTF?
An ugly shame and bad name to homosexual identifying people, as well as Men.
Walking around like an ugly female and pretending he’s still some sort of Man.
Men are beautiful, and strong and masculine. This creature isn’t Man.
An ugly shame and bad name to homosexual identifying people, as well as Men.
Walking around like an ugly female and pretending he’s still some sort of Man.
Men are beautiful, and strong and masculine. This creature isn’t Man.
“That james charles thing showed up on YouTube rewind 2019. I had to bleach my eyes after seeing it. Forget the edgyness of the video and the trash people/videos clips in it, that thing is what really scared me.”
by December 6, 2019
Get the james charlesmug.