Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

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Nip Nap

A word used to describe a stupid person

Tom is such a fucking Nip Nap

by Not_hexp August 4, 2018

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Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

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nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

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Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

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naps boy

Soem of dem reeellll cute(others not so much) but dey dotish young man lookin for trouble, vape and gyal.

Girl: Ay ay. ! Check out Dat naps boy over so nah!

Girl2: Yuh know dats de same Joshua who call me sweetheart and then go call some other gyal dahlin'.

Girl: Relly?

Girl2: Yeah man, be careful eh. Looks does really deceive.

Girl: Orrhorr.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

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