Help

Something you wont find no matter where you go.
You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape

Little billy: hey can i have help?
Father: no

by You cant escape February 3, 2023

Help

Just like pintobean2003 I have been stuck in urban dictionary for the past 7 months! Please someone send help! I’ve seen too many things here!

AHHHHHHH! I NEED HELP! URBAN DICTIONARY HAS TAKEN IVER MY MIND!

by Babalishka November 25, 2020

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

help the meh

the legend of gooning, the goon lord, lord goonerous, the goon god, the god of gooning, master goon, the goonmaster, goonlard the great

you goon so much you’re a help the meh

by master goon minus one October 12, 2025

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023

can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020

Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024