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nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️
OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol
by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019
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nonce

a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller
by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020
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nonce

Ellie Metcalf the girl who drinks blue milk from the bottle
by hewladhewlad April 16, 2020
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Nonce

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce
by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021
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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
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Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
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Nonce

vikkstar123 is a nonce
by ksi is fat April 15, 2020
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