Alex’s dad

Dead

Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead

by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.

That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!

by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015

connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps

Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't

by Nigger number two August 2, 2018