Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 15, 2022

monke

monke is superior being to us w shoulld all strive to be more like monke

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hey bro did you return to monke today?

by shningus July 17, 2022

Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.

Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.

by Faalerie April 17, 2018

Monke

reject humanity become monke

MONKE

by yeetamus my bleetamus June 5, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016