Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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shit monke

no
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013
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Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023
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drystic monk

A drystic monk is a follower in the finished work of the Cross. Drystic monks can be seen generally enjoying the presence of God with other drystic monks, or by themselves while drinking in the Glory of God.
That drystic monk over there must be completely out of their mind.
by SaintNothing December 11, 2018
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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big monk

a big monk
thas a big monk
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