Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

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menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.

Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today

by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021

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Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.

Dude! She came over last night and we did Monday Night RAW.

by PT73 March 10, 2025

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Monday

Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.

"Monday? Ahh!"

by bennymax522 January 19, 2025

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Migration Monday

Migration Monday is an internet holiday started to watch the movie Migration on a Monday but later turned to watching an animated film every Monday at exactly 11:00 pm EST (Eastern Standard Time)

"Hey man, have a great day and don't forget to watch the movie tonight for Migration Monday"

by JustStatik April 29, 2024

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Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022

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