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Monday

Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.
"Monday? Ahh!"
by bennymax522 January 19, 2025
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Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.
by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 9, 2020
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cyborg monday

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.
by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019
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White shirt Monday

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022
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Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.
Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?
by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019
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