JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank January 4, 2008

Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 9, 2016

Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022

Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.

Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

Monday Night RAW

Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.

Dude! She came over last night and we did Monday Night RAW.

by PT73 March 10, 2025