Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 16, 2020

Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

monday

Satan in the form of a day

AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass

by the smrt one March 02, 2018

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine March 19, 2016

Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 31, 2021

Monday

The worst day of the week

I fucking hate mondays

by heleee June 04, 2023

monday

Having sex with other person.

Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.

by Mtrinxpo August 04, 2021