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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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Monke

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by That guy who name's Sam April 13, 2021
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Dumpster monk

A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.
by monk man65969696969 April 14, 2021
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Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.
Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.
by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021
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monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
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MONKE

MONKE REFERS TO A MONKE THAT IS MORE SWAG THAN A NORMAL MONKEY
CONCRETE: "MONKE"
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Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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