by adam dorrell November 30, 2006
The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
by lost_number March 02, 2016
You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022
Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.
Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE
by zyledotpng October 08, 2022
hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025