Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024

Mississippi Train Station

A game where a glow stick is inserted into the anus and a round of hide and seek is played while the "seeker" uses the light shining from his/her anus.

"Yo bros, anyone got a glow stick? I wanna play a dank ass round of Mississippi Train Station"
"No way man, that game gave me 20 hours of diarrhea!"

by sweatyfatphuck August 1, 2016

mississippi squirt

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out

Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!

by Feelnfly March 13, 2018

mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.

I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021