Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

A Full Corpse Meal

It's a putrid version of the Full Course Meal. All the food that is served is not to your taste and or spoiled/rotten.

Jeff: Hey what did you think of my Full Course meal that i prepared yesterday?
Seth: It was more of a Full Corpse meal with how raw that beef tasted.

by lazieste September 18, 2023

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

what in the gen z

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by burn your fat November 25, 2024

Meal Strategist

Defines one who will approach eating their meal in a strategic fashion to achieve maximum satisfaction from it.

1. He know he could finish the entire meal so he left the best part to last what a good meal strategist!

by Phojographer February 26, 2018

One Wessen meal

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.

You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person

by Howard Payne February 15, 2025

Hush Meal

When you go out with the boys to do hood rat shit. You buy your wife take-out and have it delivered so she doesn't get upset that you're out having fun and she is not. It becomes a thing that your wife looks forward to when you go out for a night on the town.

I'm going to a comedy show tonight, I have to order my wife a hush meal.

by hushdaddy July 10, 2024

meals ( Amelia )

The most amazing person and fittest person you will EVER meet. Beautiful golden locks and small eyes (but not asian small) Boys you will want an meals.Everyone loves her because she is amazing good at everything especially with the boys. The first to always have sex. Super funny and has a great sense of humor and wants a good time. Funnest person on a night out. Generally the best person you will ever meet. You will want a meals in your life. Grab one before they will go.

¨meals ( Amelia ) ¨ on wheels. catch em before they go cold.

by aodomkd June 13, 2019