March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."

Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.

by assu March 16, 2010

17th March

The 17th of March is traditionally known as fuck a friend day. On this day, 2 people who are normally friends put everything aside for the night to have sex.

Guy: Today’s the 17th March, can we fuck?
Girl: Just for today, because it’s fuck a friend day.

by Hammer40k March 16, 2021

4th March

On this day you have to kiss or make out with your friends at least 5 times. No consequences just fun

I’m so exited for 4th March

by Charlotte_wassupp March 03, 2021

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 06, 2009

March 16

March 16 is international short person awareness day

Hey mike, don't forget to wear blue on March 16 for international short person day

by yyyuuuiiiooopppjjjhhhtttfffsss March 15, 2020