cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Smokey Magnet

A car, typically of a brand or model, that has a notorious reputation for attracting the attention of police, especially highway patrol or state troopers (nicknamed "Smokey" after the "Smokey the Bear" hat). This vehicle often has a preponderance for traffic violations like speeding or reckless driving, making it a magnet for law enforcement—whether or not it's actually committing any infractions at the moment.

"That Camaro is a total Smokey Magnet—every time I see it, I swear the highway patrol is right behind it."

by Peregreena May 28, 2025

Mange Magnet

the only true god of the magnet people

Man i only want to sacrefice you to Mange Magnet

by KorvKrigaren September 3, 2020

Scrap Magnet

Someone who attracts and flirts their best friends Ex’s.

That girl Elizabeth, she is such a scrap magnet!

by Pancakeplayer626972 November 21, 2017

magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

by pen486386 May 31, 2017

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019