Chuck Magnet

Opposite of Chick Magnet, attracts men instead of women. In most instances in a homosexual manner but also can be used by women.

Guy: Bro, your truck is a total chuck magnet. Get a Lambo like me an you might just get a GF.

Girl: Your dress is a total chuck magnet, could at least show a little less skin?

by cheezitmaster69420 May 3, 2025

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Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia

Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet

by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025

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A car, typically of a brand or model, that has a notorious reputation for attracting the attention of police, especially highway patrol or state troopers (nicknamed "Smokey" after the "Smokey the Bear" hat). This vehicle often has a preponderance for traffic violations like speeding or reckless driving, making it a magnet for law enforcement—whether or not it's actually committing any infractions at the moment.

"That Camaro is a total Smokey Magnet—every time I see it, I swear the highway patrol is right behind it."

by Peregreena May 28, 2025

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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

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