lemur lick

When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.

Bobby woke up with a crazy lemur lick

by That lemur May 21, 2017

Bum lick

When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D

Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick

by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019

lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

Nix-lick

A Nix-Lick is a like a Nixton cat girl gives... usually results in death. “I don’t wanna write anymore because if you know... you know, and I don’t so...”

P1:Oh shit she tryen to give me fat Nix-Lick!!!
P2: *Dead*
P1: oh, well guess this is it huh
P3: yeah, I’m gonna go in my rocket now... bye!
P1: noooo come bac-k-k-k-k........ Ahhhhhhhahahhahshuhfnshjjwjhhjjskjahahha *Done*

Nix-lick

by Cat1sôn_Prince_Nixton February 12, 2021

licking the frosting

After unloading your man sauce you reach down and swipe a couple fingers thru the depository and the receiver gratefully licks your fingers clean!

Man that MILF I picked up at the peewee soccer game yesterday afternoon really loved licking the frosting!

by The Doh Man November 7, 2020

post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.

I decided to give her my number, post lick.

by AnonTupac April 19, 2014

devious lick

A meme, referring to a tik-tok trend, which is about stealing random objects from person’s school and bringing them home to show it off on Tik-Tok.

- ago, I stole a soap dispenser from my school
- sheeeesh, that must be your most devious lick yet, bro

by NotFam September 24, 2021