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Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
mugGet the Log splittingmug.

cutting logs

Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.
by Doo-Master September 7, 2006
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Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.
We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.
by redrocket September 16, 2008
mugGet the Linking Logmug.

Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
by ZAN*** November 22, 2003
mugGet the Yule logmug.

log

A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.
Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."
by Mattz0r April 20, 2006
mugGet the logmug.

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"
by mr.smarts January 26, 2011
mugGet the Morning Logmug.

log out

What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.
LOG OUT!! <Throws feces> at a homosexual homophobe.
by Logging out March 29, 2010
mugGet the log outmug.

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