When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
Get the Log splittingmug. Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.
by Doo-Master September 7, 2006
Get the cutting logsmug. This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.
by redrocket September 16, 2008
Get the Linking Logmug. n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
by ZAN*** November 22, 2003
Get the Yule logmug. A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.
Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."
by Mattz0r April 20, 2006
Get the logmug. n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"
by mr.smarts January 26, 2011
Get the Morning Logmug. What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.
by Logging out March 29, 2010
Get the log outmug.