Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
Get the Jump Jockmug. A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.
"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"
"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013
Get the Jump cuntmug. An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023
Get the even jumpmug. A volley in which includes someone saying jumping volley while jumping and kicking the ball in the air with a karate kick
by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021
Get the Jumping volleymug. See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
Get the Jumped the couchmug. by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the jump pocketmug. by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023
Get the Everything Jumpsmug.