Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!
by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021

by Poopman13 December 19, 2019

Sexy man beast. Hunter is a manly man he's the definition of manly. Hunter likes long walked on the beach and candle light dinners under the stars.
by Sexymanbeast December 18, 2016

An absolute bender of a human. Likes wanking off to old men with big nobs. An utter twat who hates the fanny but loves the cock and balls. A tosser who thinks he’s hard, but in actual fact is about as hard as his dipstick when he’s thinking about muff.
by timrahimovic November 20, 2019

The Julian is a rare species and is often found lifting extremely light weights in a gym. On the account of his tiny cock, he always talks about random things like mustard gas and the Missouri government cheese caves.
Why does Julian threaten us with mustard gas?
by Julian can die :) March 25, 2025

Julian is so cute i love him sm. my friends think he is ugly but he’s so sweet and kind. julian makes me feel so happy when i’m around him :))
i luv julian <3
by someone you know :))))( May 26, 2022
