Juan

My papa

I love him

Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad

by TheKorokArmies July 18, 2024

Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.

Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"

by KXN September 14, 2023

Juan

a horse

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"

by idkdidkdidkd January 2, 2022

Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Juan

That horse on a balcony

“Man have you seen that Juan meme?”

by simp_master_14 November 20, 2020