by s.kartha July 4, 2024
Get the Elton Jo Leroymug. A Marley Jo is a kind girl, who loves her friends and family, she always is nice and can be very addictive to things. She also is very thick and a body of an our glass.
Person:hey let's be partners with Marley jo, shes really nice and friendly!
Person 2: I know, I wish I could be like her!
Person 2: I know, I wish I could be like her!
by Pandora_meh May 23, 2018
Get the marley jomug. Woe-jo
by amiT June 9, 2018
Get the WOE-JOmug. by ohyeswaitaminutemrpostman October 3, 2021
Get the Jo mamamug. When a person is fooled by a coin on the ground that is either super glued to said ground or is embedded in concrete. They attempt to pick it up and are greeted with disappointment. The expression as they go from the high of finding money to the low of realizing they will never pocket it is very funny.
by anonymous March 6, 2025
Get the Jo-Jo’dmug. He's the one you look for your whole life. Your twin flame your mirror your other half. He's your heart soul and everything in between
by Melissajo October 5, 2020
Get the jo rodgersmug. Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo mommamug.