Doing a Jew

I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.

II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.
Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'
by LFA January 3, 2010
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Jew Weed

The best cannabis around, if you don't believe it, consult your rabbi!
Shalom my brother, where can I get that good good, that jew weed.
by Rabbi Gotfreid February 10, 2009
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syrian jew

Syrian Jew is a term used to describe the members of the Syrian Jewish community in Brooklyn, NY and Deal, NJ. The community numbers in the tens of thousands, with many of its members emigrating from Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt in the last 20 years. The community is around for several decades, and today continues to grow and flourish. Syrian values generally revolve around the family, respect for the elderly, and charity. Many of its members are wealthy, and this is displayed in the number of charitable organizations that exist in the community. The community is also heavily involved in funding religious projects in Israel, and one of its members has even helped build a synagogue in the Jewish settlement of Shilo in Samaria. The Syrian community lives in harmony with its neighbors, both Jew and Gentile, and will continue to grow and be a significant and integral part of the Jewish people.
Joey: Where are you headed?

Charles: A soccer tournament. All the proceeds are going to the IDF.

Joey: I love this community and I love Syrian Jews. We're always trying to help out our brothers in whichever ways we can.
by Henry Cohen September 16, 2008
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jew waiter

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
by biblical scholar July 11, 2010
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Mountain Jew

When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.

guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
by LimeTiger May 15, 2018
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The Jew Dance

The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.

A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.

Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
Wow check that jew, he's doing the Jew Dance!!
by Ben Macauley June 6, 2009
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nin-jew

a black jewish man who uses the star of david as a ninja star
"watch out for jamal i heard hes a nin-jew!
hell get his whole gang of nin-jews and we'll have to put on our power ranger suits on and fight them off!"
by danizzleee March 2, 2008
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