Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 February 15, 2016

jazz and max

WHAT A PERFECT COUPLE, SOOOO INNOCENT AND ANGEL LIKE. ALTHOUGH JAZZ CAN BE A PUSSY MAX IS ALWAYS UNDERSTANDING AND ALWAYS RIGHT

Girl - omg have you seen jazz and max?
Boy - yes omg they are perfect!

by Shiskendg November 19, 2019

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

ECM Jazz

A type of jazz music that is associated with the record label ECM. Common characteristics in ECM jazz is drawn out compositions and focus on atmosphere over melody, usually taking cues from other genres such as Classical or New Age.

Dude 1: When did you get all of these records?

Dude 2: It's all ECM Jazz, so I got it for a bargin.

by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024