Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.

Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.

by Tardisgx November 9, 2018

jam & butterfly

a song that falls within the genre of cock music
jam being the gushy gushy while the butterfly refers to the bees from the birds and the bees. the irony here however is that jaehyung park is allergic to honey

Oh yeah baby give me some of that jam & butterfly

by turtle wurtle December 4, 2020

jama jam

The strange phenomena in which women are naturally drawn to the jama without any input from said jama.

Guy 1: Did you hear Stacey fell for jama?

Guy 2: I'm not surprised. The jama jam strikes again.

by Djdicks January 5, 2017

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Nasty Jam

Noun. Can be used as another way of saying flu or sickbug

Mama’s got the nasty jam

by Gingerboo January 15, 2018

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

jam drop

A red headed pale girl who's cute and always sweet. Just like the jam drop biscuits

My girlfriend's nickname is Jam Drop. She's sweet and delicious

by Spike1109 July 2, 2018