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Jacob

Being a Jacob is great. They are very strong. They are usually the smartest out of the whole city the live in. Jacobs are very skilled in multiple things. The are also caring, loving, helpful( I know thats a new concept to most of you) joyful, and handsome. It is over all a super cool. They are average height, they wish many, many things but never get them. Jacobs have a hard life. If you know a Jacob you will likely call him Jacoby. Most of them don't care and actually like it. They are very good at playing instruments but not nerds at that. Jacobs love math and can get bored easily. They are that shy kid who always helps and never asks for help even when in need of it. Jacobs are addicted to Video games especially Fortnite. They are the beast and if you know one, become friends with them. Trust me its worth it. They love Basketball and lots of other things. They are always honest and keep secrets. If you have a secret it is safe with a Jacob. But never underestimate a Jacob. They don't like to fight but will for themselves or a friend. They will do whatever it takes to make the world a better place.
Jacob is my best friend!
by Tu'ifua February 28, 2022
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Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D
WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop
by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022
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Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.
by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022
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Jacob Scott

Some one who is worth alot, very fast.
Wow that guy is fast, must be Jacob scott.
by sdfagfdgdfareraegegef October 28, 2022
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Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake
by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018
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DIRTY JAKOBY

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.
Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?
by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
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Oswald Harvey Jacobs

A smashing young fellow who is often known as the "ladies man"
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times
You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.
by aycramaba January 18, 2010
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