Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

Jump cunt

A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.

"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"

"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"

by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.

Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.

by Tom4000 October 1, 2007

Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year

Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard

by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017

Karate jump

A move used in the process of "pulling a jacob"

My friend just tried to Karate jump.

by What do u care July 25, 2012

Scoob Jump

A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.

“Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump”

by Cheese172636 May 10, 2021